THIS IS WAR! On rats....
I think life mocks me at times, today I've taken delivery of a couple of things to review... The Victor Electronic Rat Killer Trap and a bunch of bait... And, I literally went to groom the guinea pigs and since this morning, I stepped into the shed and there was an immediate god awful smell. The smell of rat. But this isn't life mocking me... No, the mocking comes from the fact that the bloody test model rat trap doesn't work, and then I put the blocks of bait (which only come in a plastic bag) on top of the cage for an hour whilst I cooked tea... And when I returned the blocks and bag were gone, replaced with a set of six fat shiny fresh rat shits! So tomorrow it's WAR! The guinea pigs and rabbit are being taken out of the shed, all the storage bins (which are large plastic and covered with heavy lids) will come out, everything will be swept and the whole shed will be torn down and chopped up. All the paving slabs are coming out and being stacked... and I'm diggi...